Joke entry - Never step on a duck (philippine belief?)

Three women die and get to heaven, and
St. Peter greets them at the door and says,
"Once you get into heaven, you mustn't step
on any ducks."

The women find this request very strange,
but they agree, and enter heaven.
Once they get in, it's wall to wall ducks.
A day goes by and the first woman steps on the duck.
St. Peter comes back with this old,smelly, fat,
ugly man and chains them togther saying,
"For stepping on a duck, you have to spend
forever chained to this man."

Another day goes by and the second woman
steps on a duck, and St Peter comes back
with another old, smelly, fat, ugly, man and chains
them togther and says, "For stepping on a duck you
have to spend forever chained to this man"

The third woman sees this happening and doesn't
want this to happen to her.
So a month goes by and she hasn't stepped on a
single duck.
St. Peter comes back and chains her together with
this really handsome man and walks away.
The third woman says, "How come I have
The pleasure of being chained to you?"
The handsome man replies,
"I don't know about you, but I stepped on a
duck."